December 11, 2004

Quote of the Day

Bill Simmons:

I love when a coach benches his QB, tries a couple of other guys, realizes they're worse than what he had, then goes back to the original QB with his tail between his legs -- like what happened with Denny Green and Josh McCown this week. See, this is why there could never be an all-female football league.

COACH: "We're making another change -- I'm giving you another chance."

FEMALE QB: "Just like that, I'm supposed to forget what happened?"

COACH: "Come on, I'm sorry I benched you, I made a mistake."

FEMALE QB: "Maybe you should have thought of that before you started those two other sluts!"

Considering Green changed QBs just about every year of his decade-long run as Vikings coach, I guess that makes him a male slut. Well, he did have that sexual harassment suit...

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 11, 2004 06:46 PM

Mr. Green is the pimp. Not the slut.

Not that I would know from personal experience.

Did that line come from Pulp Fiction?

Posted by: Jeff S at December 13, 2004 01:22 AM
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