Wounded Marine in Iraq sacrifices finger to save wedding ring. And then, the Marines lost the ring anyway.
Make no mistake, I truly value and admire this man’s heroism in serving his country. But soldier or not, anyone who would put their wedding ring over an actual appendage has got to be the most whipped man who ever lived. I mean, even his wife was probably thinking “what the hell is the matter with you? It’s your fucking finger!”
from the Sun Times recycle bin: "Lance Corporal Battle appeared somewhat fatigued from his recent travails but was relaxing in a Sacramento Kings jersey emblazoned with the number 13."
Posted by: Joe at December 13, 2004 06:43 PMInsert Doug Christie joke [here]
Posted by: Bobby Ricigliano at December 13, 2004 09:19 PMInsert Frodo joke [here]
Posted by: Ben Dreyfus at December 13, 2004 09:41 PM