December 22, 2004

Tucker: A Man And His Dream

Tucker Carlson is rumored to be jumping from CNN to MSNBC to take over the 9PM timeslot. For my only commentary on this matter, I defer to George Carlin:

"Fuck Tucker, Tucker sucks. And fuck Tucker's friend, Kyle. Soft names make soft people. I'll tell you, ten times out of ten, Jimmy, Bobby, and Vinnie will kick the shit out of Todd, Kyle, and Tucker."
For the purposes of this exercise, Fox News Channel will play the part of "Jimmy, Bobby, and Vinnie."

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 22, 2004 06:21 PM
Comments

Yeah, fuck Tucker! And his stupid bow tie too!

Posted by: Emily at December 23, 2004 02:55 PM

It's Nicki,Vinnie and Tony..:)

Posted by: Janny at March 13, 2005 11:56 AM

meh

Posted by: at July 13, 2005 01:08 AM
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