January 12, 2005

Gobbler's Knobrot

Looking to jump into the "MSM" without going to j-school or starting a blog? A reader e-mails me this job listing: there's a reporter position open at the Punxsutawney Spirit in Punxsutawney, PA.

Get the job, and perhaps you'll eventually have the opportunity to anchor their Groundhog Day coverage. But the drawbacks are many: the starting salary is just $15,000 a year, you have to live in the middle of nowhere, there's that pesky problem of living the same day over and over for years, and worst of all, you can only leave if you sleep with Andie MacDowell.

Good benefits though. And I bet $15k a year goes a long way in Punxsutawney.

Posted by Stephen Silver at January 12, 2005 12:46 AM

I think I could be apart of the MSM without doing ANY of those...could you??

Posted by: A at January 12, 2005 09:59 AM

DUDE!!!! Do you ACTUALLY get to sleep with Andie MacDowell!??!!?!? OMFG...Where are my keys....

Posted by: Wutzizname at January 12, 2005 12:30 PM
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