January 20, 2005

Ten Feeble Jokes About the Mike Piazza Engagement

The Mets' catcher will wed former Playboy playmate and “Baywatch” actress Alicia Rickter next week. Oh, the possibilities:

“After all these years, a verdict: Not gay.”

“More models for Jeter.”

“Guess Mike gave up on Kris Benson cheating before the season.”

“I’d like to see her throw something at Debbie Clemens.”


“Manhattan’s New Most Eligible Bachelor? Mike Bloomberg.”

“He’d f-ck a catcher’s mitt.”

“Alicia Thus Joins the Wonderful Met Wife Tradition, of Nancy Lopez, Toni Darling, Lisa Strawberry, Charisse Strawberry, Kevin Mitchell’s girlfriend with the cat, and Anna Benson.”

“He’s marrying a ‘Baywatch’ babe? What is he, a member of Motley Crue?”

“Piazza’s new beard.”

Posted by Stephen Silver at January 20, 2005 12:55 AM

I guess Sam Champion will be crying today....

Posted by: A at January 20, 2005 10:04 AM

The cat thing is not true!!!
Who wrote that?

Posted by: Kevin Mitchell at January 20, 2005 10:34 AM

It wasn't me!!!
I swear!!!

Posted by: Dwight Gooden at January 20, 2005 10:34 AM

OK, we're cool Doc.

Posted by: Kevin Mitchell at January 20, 2005 10:35 AM
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