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Ten Feeble Jokes About the Mike Piazza Engagement

The Mets' catcher will wed former Playboy playmate and “Baywatch” actress Alicia Rickter next week. Oh, the possibilities:

“After all these years, a verdict: Not gay.”

“More models for Jeter.”

“Guess Mike gave up on Kris Benson cheating before the season.”

“I’d like to see her throw something at Debbie Clemens.”

“Prenup?”

“Manhattan’s New Most Eligible Bachelor? Mike Bloomberg.”

“He’d f-ck a catcher’s mitt.”

“Alicia Thus Joins the Wonderful Met Wife Tradition, of Nancy Lopez, Toni Darling, Lisa Strawberry, Charisse Strawberry, Kevin Mitchell’s girlfriend with the cat, and Anna Benson.”

“He’s marrying a ‘Baywatch’ babe? What is he, a member of Motley Crue?”

“Piazza’s new beard.”