February 16, 2005

Why He Missed the Inauguration

Kid Rock Arrested On Charges of Assaulting DJ At Nashville Strip Club

Big surprise, right? If you'd been asked before today, "which celebrity is most likely to be arrested for assaulting a strip club DJ," Kid would probably have to be one of the first guesses, right? Either him or Mo Vaughn.

Almost as predictable as, "which celebrity is most likely to stand trial for molesting a child at his ranch?"

(Hat tip to my friend Jarrod, who works a few blocks away from the offending strip club, and takes clients there all the time.)

Posted by Stephen Silver at February 16, 2005 06:26 PM
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"Which celebrity is most likely to be arrested for assaulting a strip club DJ?"

Fyvush Finkel up in this piece, BYAAAAATCH!

Posted by: Jim Treacher at February 16, 2005 09:26 PM
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