I fully suspect that at least 50% of this year’s team names will be some reference to steroids/BALCO/Canseco/”The cream and the clear.” Accordingly, my team this year is “The Masking Agents,” in a last-minute decision over coming up with some sort of play on “Merkin Valdez.”
Here we go: As always, some were my ideas, others were contributed by readers or found elsewhere:
- The Tropicana Juice
- The Bathroom Stall Bash Brothers
- The Victor Conte All-Stars
- The Grand Jury Leaks
- Los Guapos
- Fielder’s Choice
- Hebrew Nationals
- Honey Nut Ichiros
- The Bear Backs
- The Van Buren Boys
- The Jesusland Jets
- The Dustin Diamondbacks
- The Jaleel White Sox
- 24 Hour Party People
- Winnie the Pujols
- Wynn, Lohse or Drew
- Jeters Never Prosper
Posted by Stephen Silver at February 27, 2005 07:38 PMJose CanseBalco Rage
Posted by: Greg at March 1, 2005 06:00 PMJust name your team the "Breaking Balls" and be done with it.
Can you beat that name?
Posted by: Dave Bowman at February 10, 2006 02:52 AM