March 04, 2005
The Battle of Who Could Care Less
Apparently America’s two most inconsequential pseudo-celebrities are feuding. Hopefully they'll cancel each other out.
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You know, my big fear with that cover is that somehow it unleashes a synergy between them that together makes them the most powerful media entity in all the universe.
And they keep feuding, and their fight continues 30 years from now, with Paris Hilton as the head of the largest and most successful media conglomerate in America, and Jessica Simpson as President of the U.S. And their feud touches off a civil war that destroys our country.
That's my BIG fear.
Posted by: BSTommy at March 5, 2005 07:06 AMPost a comment