"So they named John Bolton to be our ambassador to the UN? Am I imagining things? Next you'll tell me that Pootie Tang himself is going to stop by to give me his fur blouson."-Reihan Salam, the American Scene. I think Pootie, in fact, would make an even better UN ambassador than Bolton would, what with his belt/whip that could serve as a check on Iran and North Korea's nuclear ambitions. Then again, it might be difficult to get him through the confirmation process:
Sen. Biden: Mr. Tang, how do you propose solving the refugee crisis in the Sudan?From that point forward, "getting Borked" would be referred to instead as "getting Pootied." Posted by Stephen Silver at March 8, 2005 04:22 PMPootie Tang: Tippy tai. I'm a sine you piddy on da runny kine.