March 08, 2005

Quote of the Day

"So they named John Bolton to be our ambassador to the UN? Am I imagining things? Next you'll tell me that Pootie Tang himself is going to stop by to give me his fur blouson."
-Reihan Salam, the American Scene. I think Pootie, in fact, would make an even better UN ambassador than Bolton would, what with his belt/whip that could serve as a check on Iran and North Korea's nuclear ambitions. Then again, it might be difficult to get him through the confirmation process:
Sen. Biden: Mr. Tang, how do you propose solving the refugee crisis in the Sudan?

Pootie Tang: Tippy tai. I'm a sine you piddy on da runny kine.

From that point forward, "getting Borked" would be referred to instead as "getting Pootied."

Posted by Stephen Silver at March 8, 2005 04:22 PM
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