Former WWF villain Bad News Brown: Canada's toughest mall security guard. Look on the bright side though: unlike most '80s wrestlers, he's not dead, in jail, or setting off bioterror scares in the Boston subway.
Posted by Stephen Silver at June 19, 2005 11:39 AMYou know, I think I'd probably take him really seriously as a security guard if he did the gig in just the black tights.
I think I'd be more scared to be caught (and possibly roughed up) by the big, bald, bearded, black guy wearing little more than a pair of spandex skivvies than I would a dude in a mall security uniform.
Posted by: Tommy at June 20, 2005 07:15 PM