July 06, 2005

Lil' Convicted

Rapper Lil Kim was sentenced today to a year and a day in jail for lying to a grand jury, which I certainly hope is more time than Judith Miller will serve.

In "Hit 'Em Up," his famed shot at Biggie Smalls, 2Pac famously charged that

"Lil Kim, don't fuck around with real G's
Quick to snatch yo' ugly ass off tha street, so fuck peace
Now that Kim has been "snatched off the street" for the crime of lying to protect two of her homies, I think we can now safely say that she does, indeed, fuck around With real G’s.

Posted by Stephen Silver at July 6, 2005 10:19 PM
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"...which I certainly hope is more time than Judith Miller will serve."

Seeing a Lil Kim actually committed a crime (perjury, you know, that thing Bill Clinton wasn't removed from office for because "everyone does it," or something like that) and Judith Miller didn't, I think that's pretty likely. A civil contemnor is said to "hold the keys to their own cell" because they can cease their contempt and be let go whenever they want to, but even regardless, while I don't know the details of the law on this, my understanding is that Miller can only be held for the life of this particular grand jury.

Posted by: Dave J at July 7, 2005 01:48 AM
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