August 30, 2005

Suggested Fantasy Football Team Names

Culled from various sources:

- The Ron Mexicans (My team)

- The Whizzinators

- Just the Tip

- The Sex Panthers (Bill Simmons’ team)

- The Hyman Roths

- Boies in Da Hood (My buddy’s team; he works for uberlawyer David Boies)

- The AriGolds

- Pantalones Fuegos

- DicButtKiss

- The Tight Ends of Cruelty

- The Syphilitic Spurts of Blood

- Testicular Torsion (Chris Lynch)

Posted by Stephen Silver at August 30, 2005 12:01 AM

You are one sick dude...

Posted by: A at August 30, 2005 10:10 AM

Get Behind Me Saban (a Dolphin fan buddy of mine)

Red Beans and Tice (mine)

Posted by: Jeremy Wahlman at August 30, 2005 04:04 PM

The New Main Street Singers (my fantasy baseball team last year)
The Little Lebowski Urban Acheivers (my stock team name for Quizzo; also works for fantasy teams)

Posted by: LilB at August 30, 2005 04:23 PM

The league I'm in now isn't into team names unfortunately but I was in a (now defunct) league some years ago that was. My team was Early Man, named in honor of former Viking linebacker Jesse Solomon. Supposedly that was the nickname bestowed on him by his teammates. Nice.

Posted by: Dave E at August 30, 2005 09:37 PM

The Dreaded Rear Admirals is a decent one in our league

Posted by: Yada at September 13, 2005 02:32 PM
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