October 25, 2005

And Yet, He Still Did A Better Job of It Than Tommy Maddox Did

Man Fined $300 For Impersonating Roethlisberger

According to the AP the Pittsburgh man, Brian Jackson, tried to impress two different women by claiming to be Roethlisberger in one case and backup quarterback Brian St. Pierre in another. You'd think Big Ben would be Pittsburgh's most recognizable bachelor and that most women would see through things rather quickly, but I guess not.

I guess the imposter observed, accurately, that no woman would want to date someone who said they were Maddox; Jackson, who is white, made no attempt to impersonate Charlie Batch.

Posted by Stephen Silver at October 25, 2005 05:10 PM
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