The Phillies have announced that they will not be bringing back pitcher Ugueth Urbina, and for good reason- he's in a Venezuelan jail, charged with attempted murder, for allegedly participating in a machete attack. And oddly enough, it wasn't on the people who kidnapped Ugie's mother last year.
Philadelphia Will Do had the best line: "Attempted murder? Typical. He can't close out a game and he can't close out a murder."
Posted by Stephen Silver at November 9, 2005 02:54 PM