November 14, 2005

Staff Ass-gate, Reloaded

And you thought Jessica Cutler was shamelessly disgusting before...

The erstwhile Senate aide, who scandalized Washington last spring when she authored a short-lived blog where she described her liasons with numerous men- and then later got a book deal out of it- participated in a forum of female sex columnists and bloggers in this week's New York magazine, and... yikes.

The panel actually included several very talented and original writers, including blogger Stephanie Klein, New York columnist Amy Sohn, and Rachel Kramer Bussel, currently among the only reasons to keep reading the Village Voice. But for some reason, there's Cutler- considerably less talented, less accomplished, and less attractive than the others- taking part as well, and seemingly verging well into Courtney Love/Tara Reid territory.

In the brief roundtable, Cutler... flashes her breast for the magazine photographer; admits to currently dating seven men; says she "dates a lot of attorneys and bankers" (though there's no breakdown of how many of the seven are attorneys and how many are bankers); says "itís common practice for guys to give you money, pay your rent, and buy you gifts"; volunteers that she can "have good sex with every fourth person"; and admits that "[antidepressants] and snorting coke" got her through the process of writing her book (and apparently through the interview, as well.)

It probably says a lot that all the other women at the table were horrified- and out of all professions, sex columnists don't horrify easily.

Lindsayism has additional thoughts, and also suggests "a condom, just for sex with Jessica Cutler."

Posted by Stephen Silver at November 14, 2005 11:55 PM

Steve, whaddya talkin' about? As someone who's about to start writing a book, I thoroughly appreciated Jessica's pearls of wisdom about the role that illegal drugs might play in my creative process. Plus, that whole flashing the boob thing sounds like an activity that we should all integrate into our daily routine.

[And yes, I'm being sarcastic.]

Posted by: Esther at November 15, 2005 10:09 AM

Despite the fact that she didn't go to 'deis, Jessica Cutler comes off as the quintessential Brandeis girl.

Posted by: LilB at November 17, 2005 11:40 AM
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