December 11, 2005

The Lex Express Derailed

This time it's the erstwhile "Total Package," Lex Luger, who is currently detained at Hennepin County jail in Minneapolis (what is it with all these people ending up in the Twin Cities?) Lex, who last we heard was living with the lovely Miss Elizabeth at the time of her death, was reportedly taken off an airplane after "causing a disturbance," after which authorities discovered Luger was a fugitive from justice with outstanding warrants on multiple drug charges. Accompanying Luger on the adventure were fellow former wrestlers Marcus "Buff" Bagwell and Scott Steiner.

Scott Keith had the best take:

Man, Luger's career has turned into the second half of Boogie Nights or something, with Bagwell as Reed Rothchild and Scott Steiner as Todd.
In their version, I'd imagine Jimmy Hart would play the Alfred Molina role.

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 11, 2005 11:51 PM

And here I thought you were writing all about me...

Posted by: Lex at December 12, 2005 01:35 AM
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