One of the better recent Bill Simmons bits, on the amazing Texas/USC championship game the other night:
As we see the Longhorns and their fans celebrating, ABC's cameras catch Leinart and Carroll hugging and Leinart whispering the words, "God, I wish I knew how to quit you!"Too bad probably 95% of Simmons' audience didn't see "Brokeback Mountain" and had no idea what he was talking about. Posted by Stephen Silver at January 6, 2006 01:40 AM
Too bad probably 95% of Simmons' audience didn't see "Brokeback Mountain" and had no idea what he was talking about.
Indeed. Because I'd venture to guess 95% of Simmons' audience is straight. So those of Simmons' audience that saw Brokeback Mountain are either gay or severely pussywhipped. Now I know for a fact you're not gay, Steve ...
Posted by: LilB at January 6, 2006 02:32 PM