January 25, 2006

Kill The Beast

The Buffalo Beast has published their annual "50 Most Loathsome Americans" list, which is always a great read; the very deserving Pat Robertson is #1. Other than a leftward tilt that omits lots and lots of loathsome lefty Americans, and the fact that some people are way too low, I highly recommend reading it. Highlights:

- Michelle Malkin is "a curious case of racial Stockholm syndrome with a palpable lust for violent ideological oppression and displays of imperial power."

- Rita Cosby is the "unholy pastiche of fearmongering and celebrity ringworm with the brain of a moth, the integrity of a tapeworm, and the appearance and larynx of a sugar-addicted, glass-eating drag queen."

- Paris Hilton's 'continued success as a celebrity famous for nothing, despite the eerie resemblance she bears to the inbred banjoist from Deliverance and a lack of talent so profound that others become duller as they approach her, indicates that something is fundamentally wrong with humanity."

- "If Jesus Christ were alive today, Catholic League president Bill Donohue would regularly call him a faggot in casual conversation."

- On R. Kelly, "even his good songs all seem to be about fucking underage girls."

Posted by Stephen Silver at January 25, 2006 05:08 PM

You forgot the best quote, about Johnny Damon:

"Going from the Red Sox to the Yankees is like fucking the guy who murdered your husband."

Posted by: LilB at January 25, 2006 10:09 PM

your Blog site is getting smuttier by the day. That fact they name Terri Schiavo is just wrong. They should have said her mother not her. She had no control of things. DIE BLOGGERS DIE!

Posted by: A at January 27, 2006 03:18 PM
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