February 21, 2006

Clubhouse Attendants Rejoice!

Kevin Brown has retired, following a 19-year big league career. Brown quits with the all-time major-league record for most locker room inanimate objects destroyed. As I once wrote of Brown, "Throughout their careers [Brown and Gary Sheffield] have very much cultivated the “clubhouse cancer” label and Brown, in fact, represents a literal physical danger to the clubhouse itself -- no wall, water cooler, or light fixture is safe for as long as he’s around."

Posted by Stephen Silver at February 21, 2006 10:23 PM
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