March 20, 2006

Trouble At Kildare's

My day-job paper's main competitor, the Daily Local, had quite a scoop this morning on recent happens out in West Chester, PA:

An adult entertainment center in the borough’s downtown?

A night of Fat Tuesday partying resulted in the borough’s Department of Building, Zoning and Codes Enforcement issuing a zoning violation letter to Kildare’s Irish Pub.

"This office has received documentation that you are operating an adult entertainment center at 18-22 W. Gay St.," Director Michael Perrone wrote in the letter dated March 8.

The documentation to which he’s referring is a series of digital photographs posted by an anonymous user on an adult Web site that markets itself as the "most frequented erotic amateur photo site in the world."

The pictures depict several young woman standing on the bar and exposing their bare breasts and buttocks, while a crowd of mostly men cheer and snap photos on their cell phones.

Kildare’s owner David Magrogan is clearly visible in the middle of the action, microphone in hand and sporting several necklaces of colorful Mardi Gras beads.

For my paper's follow-up, I have volunteered to lead a thorough investigation, which will last several weeks and require lengthy interviews with all of the key participants. I'm sure my bosses will understand.

It's my second-favorite drunken-lunacy story of the week, after the one about that guy in Chicago who cut off his own genitals and threw them at the cops.

Posted by Stephen Silver at March 20, 2006 10:22 PM

If you need any assistance in gathering evidence for this story, please don't hesitate to ask.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at March 21, 2006 05:41 AM

I am shocked - SHOCKED - to discover that drunken West Chester chicks showed their tits for beads on St. Patrick's day!

Posted by: LilB at March 22, 2006 12:15 PM
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