April 19, 2006

Headline of the Day

For a story on the sentencing of a notorious subway masturbator who was sentenced to mere probation, the New York Post goes with "Subway Jerk Off The Hook." Because I suppose "Subway Masturbator Gets Off" would've been over the top.

No word on whether or not the Subway Masturbator met with a Post reporter for the purposes of soliciting protection money. But he does get the Chutzpah Award, for arguing that the woman who took the picture of him on the subway- leading to his arrest- was actually in the wrong, because "it's illegal to take pictures on the subway."

Posted by Stephen Silver at April 19, 2006 10:09 AM
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