Paul Katcher has a great list of what your numbered Yankees jersey says about you. My personal favorites:
#1 Billy Martin: You remember exactly where you were when Aaron Boone dusted off the 2003 Red Sux — in the men's room, pissing out your 12th beer.Though I'd actually say that last one applies to every Yankee fan. Hee hee hee.#9 Roger Maris: You long for the day when Mark McGwire cries on 60 Minutes.
#15 Thurman Munson: There's a 99.999% chance you have a mustache. You're around 45 and haven't worn a suit since your best friend got married in 1989.
#19 Aaron Boone: Wow, you really hate the Red Sux. This one was clearly bought between 12:16 a.m. on October 16, 2003, and when he blew out his knee in the offseason. A great one to wear at Fenway, obviously.
#45 Carl Pavano: You're Carl Pavano's mother.
#69 Your Own Name: You're a complete assclown.
Who is in first place now? THE YANKEES! The Twins are like almost last...LOSERS!!!
Posted by: A at May 7, 2006 12:57 PMactually the Red Sox are in first place.
and now the true "what your yankees jersey says about you."
#2 - Jeter - you're super gay
#13 - A-Fraud - you're liberace gay
#18 - Benedict Damon - you just recently turned gay
#?? - Robinson Cano - who are you? Don't know, but you're gay.