May 05, 2006

The Yankees Are Numbered

Paul Katcher has a great list of what your numbered Yankees jersey says about you. My personal favorites:

#1 Billy Martin: You remember exactly where you were when Aaron Boone dusted off the 2003 Red Sux in the men's room, pissing out your 12th beer.

#9 Roger Maris: You long for the day when Mark McGwire cries on 60 Minutes.

#15 Thurman Munson: There's a 99.999% chance you have a mustache. You're around 45 and haven't worn a suit since your best friend got married in 1989.

#19 Aaron Boone: Wow, you really hate the Red Sux. This one was clearly bought between 12:16 a.m. on October 16, 2003, and when he blew out his knee in the offseason. A great one to wear at Fenway, obviously.

#45 Carl Pavano: You're Carl Pavano's mother.

#69 Your Own Name: You're a complete assclown.

Though I'd actually say that last one applies to every Yankee fan. Hee hee hee.

Posted by Stephen Silver at May 5, 2006 05:23 PM

Who is in first place now? THE YANKEES! The Twins are like almost last...LOSERS!!!

Posted by: A at May 7, 2006 12:57 PM

actually the Red Sox are in first place.
and now the true "what your yankees jersey says about you."

#2 - Jeter - you're super gay
#13 - A-Fraud - you're liberace gay
#18 - Benedict Damon - you just recently turned gay
#?? - Robinson Cano - who are you? Don't know, but you're gay.

Posted by: LilB at May 8, 2006 03:31 PM
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