June 07, 2006


News Item: Pitcher Jason Grimsley Has House Raided, Is Accused of Distributing HGH

Knowing that Grimsley is the same guy who, in 1994, crawled through an air vent into the umpires' room to steal a corked bat belonging to teammate Albert Belle and replace it with a "clean" bat, it's not a huge surprise to hear that he's breaking the rules of baseball. No word on whether Grimsley's steroids, like Belle's faux bat, were inadvertently autographed by Paul Sorrento.

At any rate, this could become a huge story, as Grimsley has reportedly already named names. That will likely knock the bat thing out of the first line of Grimsley's obituary.

Posted by Stephen Silver at June 7, 2006 01:48 AM
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