From the great Overheard in New York, which I read for 45 minutes tonight, and let's just say it brought back memories:
Woman: Who do you think would win a fight between Ann Coulter and Maureen Dowd?I think I'd root for a screwjob finish. Posted by Stephen Silver at June 14, 2006 11:41 PM
Man: A fight?
Woman: Yeah, you know, a death match.
Man: I'm gonna go with Ann Coulter.
Woman: You think? They both wear long, spikey heels. They could put each other's eyes out pretty fast.
Man: But Ann Coulter would be like, "Rock on, I'm in a death cage!" And Maureen Dowd would be like, "Wait, what am I doing in a death cage?"