July 19, 2006

Quote of the Day

"By the way, I don't actually believe Peyton Manning is gay. I believe he masturbates to game film while shouting out dummy calls to his right hand. I also believe he calls his penis "Jeff Saturday". He's gridirosexual."
-The great "Kissing Suzy Kolber," making a list of the most-likely-to-be-gay NFL players while also making fun of those creepy commercials with the "miniature" Peyton Manning and Kevin Garnett. Posted by Stephen Silver at July 19, 2006 12:52 AM

Probably stupid question that's been bugging me since I first saw the Gatorade commercial with the big headed kids - who's the girl? The boys all ID themselves of I recognize them. But who's she?

Posted by: Gib at July 20, 2006 11:48 AM
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