October 04, 2006

Why I Hate the Yankees

"Derek Jeter, taking his role as captain seriously in this as in all things, is an exception. But although he makes a point of being available, he's also savvy enough to avoid saying anything at all that might conceivably be twisted into any sort of controversy. Which is why, despite being affable and well-spoken, he hasn't had a truly interesting quote since roughly 1997. If a dozen streaking midgets ran through the clubhouse followed by Ted Williams's frozen head riding a fire-breathing unicorn, the captain would simply blink and then politely say that it's all about winning, and he's just focused on helping this team get another championship. If Yankee Stadium security weren't so tight, I would try to test this hypothesis."
-Emma Span, breaking down the postseason in the Village Voice. Come on, at least have a superstar who's interesting. Posted by Stephen Silver at October 4, 2006 11:20 AM
Comments

Jeter is interesting because he is keeping his team together and scoring runs. He is also hot and dates alot of actress/models. Just because he isn't an AHole doesn't mean he isn't interesting.

Posted by: A at October 4, 2006 03:47 PM

The article mentions nothing about Jeter being a homo.

Posted by: LilB at October 4, 2006 07:04 PM

Don't you mean...why i hate the Oakland A's....muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha!

Posted by: at October 4, 2006 09:06 PM
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