Kissing Suzy Kolber is running a great series this week on comparing NFL teams to film directors. The best so far:
49ers = Francis Ford Coppola: "Fading former greats done in by their fuckwit families."
Seahawks = Oliver Stone: "The refs are out to get us!"
Eagles= Martin Scorsese: "Can't win the big one" (Super Bowl/Oscar)
Redskins = Michael Bay: "Pearl Harbor and the Deion Sanders signing are similarly epic, costly blunders."
Vikings = Sofia Coppola: "She, like the Vikings' offense, is quiet and shitty." (Though the '05 Vikings would've been compared to Russ Meyer.)
Posted by Stephen Silver at October 9, 2006 09:31 PM