"O Kazakhstan," the faux-national anthem that plays over the closing credits for the "Borat" movie, is on the short list of films eligible to be nominated for the Best Song Oscar. I hope it wins, but I'm still upset that "Blame Canada" lost in '99.
Posted by Stephen Silver at December 12, 2006 12:22 PMKazakhstan greatest country in the world
All other countries are run by little girls
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium
Other countries have inferior potassium
Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool
Its length thirty metre and width six metre
Filtration system a marvel to behold
It remove 80 percent
Of human solid waste
Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you very nice place
From plains of Tarashenk
To northern fence of Jewtown
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan
They very nosey people with bone in their brain
Kazakhstan industry best in world
We invented toffee and the trouser belt
Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region
Except of course for Turkmenistan's
Kazakastan, Kazakastan, you very nice place
From plains of Tarashenk
To northern fence of Jewtown
Come grasp the mighty phenis of our leader
From junction with the testes to tip of its face
*breathy* awwwwwesoooome... Dan is going to be so very *very* stoked to hear this. Is NIIIIIIIICE.
Posted by: Marti at December 12, 2006 04:03 PM