December 13, 2006


The House Next Door does five "mash-ups" of movie titles, my favorite being "Crash Crash":

"James Ballard (James Spader), a racist Canadian yuppie with a horned-up car crash fixation, visits Los Angeles when prejudices are at their peak. Hes quickly indoctrinated into a liberal guilt "crash" cult led by the heavily scarred, former TV writer Vaughn (Paul Haggis) who plan on orchestrating a massive freeway pileup to show Los Angeleans the error of their intolerant ways. With Rosanna Arquette as Shaniqua."
That would've been a much better movie, and certainly more Best Picture-worthy, than either actual "Crash."

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 13, 2006 10:21 AM
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