January 16, 2007

Inigo Montoya Could Not Be Reached For Comment

The Phillies have finally ended their offseason-long search for a setup man, and after it took nearly as long as Inigo Montoya's search for the six-fingered man who killed his father, they have settled on a six-fingered man of their own: Antonio Alfonseca. The pitcher, a former closer with the Marlins and numerous other teams, was born with six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot.

However, unlike the "Princess Bride"'s six-finger man, and unlike certain other recent Phillies relief pitchers, Alfonseca is not believed to have ever killed anyone.

Posted by Stephen Silver at January 16, 2007 12:56 AM
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former closer with the Marlins and numerous other teams, was born with six fingers on each hand and six toes on each foot.

Posted by: baidu at July 14, 2011 10:47 PM
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