In the most shocking mascot-related scandal since Pirate Parrot procured drugs for several Pittsburgh players in 1984, the Scranton-Wilkes Barre Yankees mascot, a green, Oscar-like creature known as "The Grump," has been arrested for, you guessed it, soliciting sex from a minor. And apparently, he used the Grumpmobile to do it:
Hastings told police he had access to the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre Yankees van because he is the Grump and attends special appearances mainly at functions involving kids.Not even the Phillie Phanatic, on his worst day...
Hopefully the Office can work this into a script.
Posted by: J. Lichty at April 9, 2007 04:43 PM