May 08, 2007

Dritan Duka, Durka Durka

Let today's arrest of the terrorists for attempting to kill soldiers at Fort Dix be a lesson: If you're the sort of person who likes to shoot guns, and talk about jihad and "Allah hu al-Akhbar" while doing so, you might not want to videotape the proceedings. But if you must, it might not be so wise to, say, take said videotape to an electronics store and ask to have it transferred to DVD. Because people at those stores tend to have phones, and those phones tend to be capable of reaching the local office of the FBI.

And yes, the ringleader's name was "Dritan Duka." Parker and Stone, ahead of the curve yet again.

But man, is the news catching up with "The Sopranos" this year, or what? First there was the pseudo-Cho in the hospital with Uncle Junior, and now we've got other Arab gun nuts/possible terrorists in New Jersey. Next thing you know, driving your car around on other people's lawns is going to become the Next Big Thing.

Posted by Stephen Silver at May 8, 2007 04:28 PM
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I don't think that muslims are terrorist, please verify the information and share them...

Posted by: teuta at May 9, 2007 05:56 PM
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