May 14, 2007

Pharve?

With the news that Brett Favre asked for a trade from the Packers, WIP yesterday decided to start a trade rumor out of whole cloth: McNabb to the Packers for Favre and a #1 draft pick. Never mind that such a scenario has never been discussed, never been contemplated, and each team has about ten different reasons not to do it. It's still a "trade rumor," and was still discussed for the whole afternoon yesterday. But hey, it's not like it's baseball season right now, or anything like that.

Yes, yes, I know people are sick of McNabb's whining all the time, and getting injured what seems like every year. But he's the best QB the Eagles have ever had, and I just know he's got another run in him. And also, behold this, the greatest legal document of all time. Filed by Pacman Jones' attorneys at Greenberg Taurig (yes, Jack Abramoff's old firm!), it details every single arrest of an NFL player in the last five years. Donovan McNabb is not on that list; on it, however, are about 250 people who are much more worthy of our derision and contempt than Donovan is.

(The list, by the way, has very few Eagles on it, other than Dhani Jones, for his infamous arrest for dancing on South Beach.)

Posted by Stephen Silver at May 14, 2007 05:02 PM
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