May 16, 2007

Hot? Not

Here's a news story that just plain makes no sense at all. Maxim has released their annual Hot 100 list of America's 100 hottest women, and #1 is... Lindsay Lohan? What?

Lindsay Lohan is, clearly, not hot. She hasn't been hot for three to four years. She had an extremely brief window, around the time of "Mean Girls," when she was very hot. But soon after, she turned into the stick-thin, chain-smoking, drug-addled, disgusting mess that she is today and likely will continue to be until her inevitable Anna Nicole-like death, which no one doubts is any more than a year or two away.

If someone's the hottest woman alive, the first thing you think when you hear her name has to be "wow, she's amazingly hot." Jessica Alba, maybe. Or Catherine Zeta-Jones. Or Beyonce or Scarlett Johansson. But no one since about 2004 has had that thought when thinking of Lohan- the only thought they've had is, "ugh, she's disgusting."

Posted by Stephen Silver at May 16, 2007 04:54 PM
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Jessica Alba, most definitely.

Posted by: Dave J at May 16, 2007 09:39 PM

Most of the girls featured on Maxim are random B and C actresses or models anyway. I saw some chick who was #18 on the list on the Jimmy Kimmel show last night and thought to myself, who is that?

Posted by: A at May 17, 2007 10:35 AM

I was wondering about that myself, Steve. I'm hardly qualified to judge a subject like this, but I would think class counted for something. Lohan's attractive (though, like you noted, not nearly as together as she was in the Mean Girls days), but she's also rude, drugged up, skanky, selfish, and tempermental. I would have expected that stuff to diminish the "hot" factor substantially.

Posted by: Emily at May 17, 2007 11:58 AM
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