The lesson from this story in the Philadelphia Daily News: be careful who you hire to house-sit.
NBC-10's Lu Ann Cahn returned from a Florida vacation to learn that not only had a stranger rifled through her underwear drawer, but he'd made fun of her lingerie on the radio.I know all about Ozark; the local comedian appears frequently on Kidd Chris to tell the latest stories from his rather unconventional lifestyle, which includes much drug use and romps with trannies; stealing a TV anchor's panties was likely one of his timer stunts.Danny Ozark, a regular guest on 94.1 FREE FM's Kidd Chris Show, was on the radio show Wednesday and while sharing stories about sex and drugs, he revealed that at the June 2 Phillies game he met a girl who was house-sitting for Cahn, a longtime NBC-10 investigative reporter. She invited Ozark and another comic to join her at Cahn's Montgomery County home.
Once there, Ozark and his pal rummaged through Cahn's underwear and, Ozark, who admitted, "I'm just a freak," said he hoped to try some on, but he could tell it wouldn't fit him.
But the Daily News left out the best part of the story: Ozark, whose real name is Peter Goldman, uses "Danny Ozark" as his stage name in honor of the Phillies manager of the 1970s whose name also was Danny Ozark. The baseball Ozark is still kicking at age 84, so Danny the comic may very well have to worry about a Chi Rodriguez/"To Wong Foo"-style lawsuit. But fortunately for the tranny-lover, the other guy's name isn't really Danny Ozark either; he was born Daniel Leonard Ozrechowski.
Posted by Stephen Silver at June 12, 2007 05:17 PMLOVE the headline for this post!! LOL!!!
Posted by: LilB at June 13, 2007 11:09 AMThe former Phillies manager, Giants coach and manager and Dodgers coach Danny Ozark does use his real name. His family name was changed legally a long time ago.
This imposter cum Howard Stern wannabee is a disgrace to himself, which is a good reason for him to use the name of a respectable gentleman in lieu of his own name.
The baseball Ozark has always been an honest man of integrity, and has more humor in his funny bone than Goldman could ever wish to possess in his so-called carreer. What a pathetic loser.
To paraphrase a famous comedian, Goldman is 90% mental.
Posted by: jim lester at September 24, 2008 07:10 AMI agree w/ Jim Lester. Danny Ozark was the manager who took the Phillies from the cellar to the playoffs and helped bring pride and honor to Philadelphia again. Ozark should definitely sue the panties off the pervert who uses his name.
Posted by: Luke at September 24, 2008 10:59 PM