August 24, 2007

Don't Threaten Me, I'm Just the Manager

There's a new movie, of the "Nightmare on Elm Street"/"Saw"/"Cleaver" variety, called "Hatchet," and it's coming out in September. The movie involves a killer who stalks and kills people with, you guessed it, a hatchet. But apparently, they're having trouble getting it into enough theaters; I got this e-mail today from their distributor:

"We encourage fans that don’t see their market or local theaters in the list below to go to their local cinema and demand they play HATCHET."
No word on whether or not you're supposed to actually brandish a hatchet while doing so.

Posted by Stephen Silver at August 24, 2007 04:50 PM
Comments

So it's not that book we read in 7th grade about the kid whose plane crashed in the Canadian wilderness?

Posted by: Jeremy at August 24, 2007 06:39 PM
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