September 12, 2007

Better Than John Cena

SportsPickle: New wrestler “The Injector” vows to destroy foes over the long run with a steroids regimen that causes organ failure

I'd like to put him up against my proposed wrestler, Vicodin Man, who is always so hopped up on painkillers that none of the other wrestlers' moves hurt him.

Posted by Stephen Silver at September 12, 2007 05:08 PM

Vicodin Man would be a big hit in South Philly, but you would have to change his name to Mr. Oxy or something.

Posted by: LilB at September 13, 2007 03:33 PM
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