News Item: O.J. Simpson Arrested in Vegas Armed Robbery.
"Simpson's Eleven," they're calling it. This quote is my favorite part:
"I'm O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I'm going to rob somebody and get away with it?" he told the Los Angeles Times in a story published yesterday.Yea, who ever heard of O.J. Simpson getting away with something? Unfortunately, the Juice won't be able to re-assemble the Dream Team, since Cochran and Kardashian are dead, and Dershowitz is too busy fighting Jimmy Carter. Posted by Stephen Silver at September 17, 2007 05:46 PM