September 17, 2007

O.J.'s Luck Runs Out

News Item: O.J. Simpson Arrested in Vegas Armed Robbery.

"Simpson's Eleven," they're calling it. This quote is my favorite part:

"I'm O.J. Simpson. How am I going to think that I'm going to rob somebody and get away with it?" he told the Los Angeles Times in a story published yesterday.
Yea, who ever heard of O.J. Simpson getting away with something? Unfortunately, the Juice won't be able to re-assemble the Dream Team, since Cochran and Kardashian are dead, and Dershowitz is too busy fighting Jimmy Carter.

Posted by Stephen Silver at September 17, 2007 05:46 PM
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