Cracked gives us the Nine Most Badass Bible Verses; Ezekiel 25:17 is omitted, mostly because it doesn't really contain hardly any of the Samuel L. Jackson monologue from "Pulp Fiction." However my Bar Mitzvah portion, Numbers 16, is #5.
And yes, because I know you were wondering, the Old Testament gets 7 of the 9. Must be that whole "wrathful and vengeful God" thing.
Posted by Stephen Silver at November 28, 2007 10:16 PMMy job won't allow me to go to the link because it falls under the tasteless and offensive category...ha
Posted by: A at November 29, 2007 01:28 PMWe're guessing we'll never know. It doesn't matter, because at its heart, this story is about love. For the hand of Micah, David went further than any man would have gone. Way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way, way further.
Ladies, when a man finally proposes to you, ask him one simple question: "How many dongs would you mutilate for me?" If you demand a hundred and he doesn't blink, he's a keeper. But, if he's David, who was sent after a hundred and then came back with twice that many just for the hell of it, well, you've got a love for the ages.
Posted by: LilB at November 29, 2007 04:31 PMWow, thanks for that link, great stuff. I might just start going to church more often. And who would have imagined that Cracked would some day be funny?
Posted by: Freddy at November 30, 2007 01:53 AM