February 21, 2008

The World's Creepiest $300 Million Player

Think the Yankees are regretting the A-Rod deal yet? They likely will be after yesterday, when the superstar third baseball offered up his unborn child for marriage to Andy Pettitte:

"Andy is one of the greatest human beings I've ever met," Rodriguez said. "I have two daughters -- well, I have one and one on the way. If I had a daughter, I would want 'em to marry Andy Pettitte. The age difference might be a little awkward, but in today's day and age anything is possible."
Doesn't that sound like something Roberto Benigni would say?

Posted by Stephen Silver at February 21, 2008 03:16 PM

Is Andy Pettitte a Mormon? If he isn't, A-Rod's daughter will be out of luck.

Posted by: Tainted Bill at February 21, 2008 07:41 PM

It sounds like something Roman Polanski would say ...

Posted by: LilB at February 22, 2008 12:29 PM

or Borat

Posted by: LilB at February 22, 2008 12:30 PM
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