April 24, 2008

Freebird!

News Item: WWE writer Michael Hayes suspended after racial slur.

"Gorgeous" Jimmy Garvin couldn't be reached for comment, and Terry "Bam Bam" Gordy is dead.

I guess this was the only possible scenario in which Michael "PS" Hayes could get back into the news. Sort of like how there's no way Chris Benoit was ever going to be on the cover of People magazine, had he not murdered his wife and child.

Posted by Stephen Silver at April 24, 2008 05:28 PM
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It is dumb to be racist.

It is dumber to make racist remarks out loud, as you are not only stupid, but now everyone knows that you are stupid, and can shun you.

It is quite possibly the dumbest thing ever to make racist remarks to Mark Henry, a 400 pound former Olympic weightlifter, as now not only are you stupid, and everyone knows you are stupid, but you also run the risk of having your limbs ripped off.

Posted by: Gib at April 28, 2008 09:52 AM
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