May 30, 2008

Most Unlikely News of the Year

News Item: Clay Aiken impregnates female friend.

I love living in a country where a 50-year-old woman can be impregnated by a sexually ambiguous but likely gay pop star 25 years her junior. This story makes me proud to be an American.

Posted by Stephen Silver at May 30, 2008 02:31 PM

I find this as believable as Michael Jackson's multiple "marriages".

Posted by: Dhalp at May 30, 2008 07:49 PM

They said it was artificial insemination, not actual intercourse, so Clay could be telling the truth.

Posted by: Jeremy at May 30, 2008 08:19 PM

The funnier part is that the kid will be step-cousins to Brody Jenner and Kim Kardashian....only in America!

Posted by: A at June 2, 2008 02:28 PM

The "woman"'s name is James.

Posted by: LilB at June 3, 2008 02:45 PM
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