News Item: Clay Aiken impregnates female friend.
I love living in a country where a 50-year-old woman can be impregnated by a sexually ambiguous but likely gay pop star 25 years her junior. This story makes me proud to be an American.
Posted by Stephen Silver at May 30, 2008 02:31 PMI find this as believable as Michael Jackson's multiple "marriages".
Posted by: Dhalp at May 30, 2008 07:49 PMThey said it was artificial insemination, not actual intercourse, so Clay could be telling the truth.
Posted by: Jeremy at May 30, 2008 08:19 PMThe funnier part is that the kid will be step-cousins to Brody Jenner and Kim Kardashian....only in America!
Posted by: A at June 2, 2008 02:28 PMThe "woman"'s name is James.
Posted by: LilB at June 3, 2008 02:45 PM