June 03, 2008
(Not So) Slow News Day
I was wondering- what would have to happen, in 2008, for Tatum O'Neal to appear on the front page of the New York Post? I think the only plausible options are 1) getting arrested for crack, 2) being murdered, or 3) murdering someone else. Luckily, it was only #1. But still, this is obviously a much more important and front-page-worthy story than, say, the last day of the Democratic presidential race.
Posted by Stephen Silver at June 3, 2008 04:36 PMComments
Post a comment