I may despise the White Sox, but I sure do love Ozzie Guillen. Totally hilarious, totally insane- but he can never be fired, because he won the World Series a few years ago. This Onion bit has Guillen filing a profane lineup card led by "Orlando Fucking Cabrera" and "Goddamn Motherfucking Neckless Bastard A.J. Shitbag Pierzynski DUMB!!! FUCK!!!" It's a parody, but would you be surprised if Guillen did that for real? The best part:
Upon noticing that "Cocksucking Assbag Motherfucking Shitfucking Numbnuts Fuckhole" was penciled into the No. 4 spot, Paul Konerko expressed delight that he was batting cleanup.Hey, Goddamn Motherfucking Neckless Bastard had some good years for the Twins, and fetched quite a Goddamn Motherfucking bounty when we traded him to the Giants.
(Via Shysterball).
Posted by Stephen Silver at June 13, 2008 04:45 PMJim Thome is "designated fuckface". i could totally picture ozzie doing this for real.
Posted by: LilB at June 15, 2008 03:18 AMOzzie rules. Why that backflipping Cardinals pansy gets to be baseball's "Wizard of Oz" continues to elude me.
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