News Item: Alex Rodriguez's wife leaves him for Lenny Kravitz
"A-Rod's wife leaves him for Lenny Kravitz" is one of those headlines that's instantly unbelievable and instantly hilarious, sort of like "Pee Wee Herman arrested for exposing himself in a movie theater."
He should hook up with Lisa Bonet to make himself feel better. That certainly worked for Cusack in "High Fidelity."
Posted by Stephen Silver at July 3, 2008 09:31 AM