August 14, 2008

Most Nonsensical Film Critic Quote of the Day

Dana Stevens, on "Tropic Thunder":

At any rate, never has a role so cannily taken advantage of Cruise's compact, thumblike body shape—that is, his physical resemblance to a penis. As Les Grossman, he's a literal and figurative dick, and it's the role of a lifetime.
I've never seen a penis that looks like Tom Cruise. Have you?

Posted by Stephen Silver at August 14, 2008 03:22 PM
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