He's pretty unhappy, as you could guess. But as only Simmons can, he analogizes the whole thing to "Varsity Blues,"* and states that he was almost as upset about Jane, the hot new secretary on "Mad Men," almost getting fired on the same day as the injury. I myself was more upset about Jane than Brady- although I think the "Entourage" season premiere was worse than the performance of any team in Week 1, including the Rams.
*He also points out that the teacher in "Varsity Blues," who turned out to be a stripper, looks just like Sarah Palin. Of course she does. And congrats to Sports Guy for joining the Anti-Palin MSM Conspiracy just for writing that. Enjoy the hate mail, Bill!Posted by Stephen Silver at September 9, 2008 03:42 PM