News Item: Cowboys trade for Lions' Williams
This news will likely drive the "we-need-a-receiver, dammit!" segment of the Eagles fan base into a sputtering rage that no amount of Phillies playoff victories can cure. But on the bright side- the acquisition of another big wideout can only upset T.O., especially now that it'll be Brad Johnson throwing to them. Plus, first-, third- and sixth-round picks are a bit of a high price to pay, no?
And not only do the Cowboys already have a top receiver... they already have a Roy Williams. How will they handle the back-of-the-uniforms question? Middle initials?