Shysterball on Michigan/Ohio State tomorrow:
this game is going to be an almost exaggerated version of classic Big Ten-style football. This will drive SEC, Big 12, and Pac-10 fans absolutely nuts. Save it. We know: The Big Ten sucks. Your conferences invented speed and offense. The southern and western schools have better looking women, have more passionate fans, and your players, coaches, and legends both living and dead walk on water, breathe greatness, eat all challengers, and shit glory. We don't care.Speaking of the Big Ten this weekend, it also marks the final Golden Gophers game at the Metrodome. The Gophers have done a lot of things in their nearly 30 years under the teflon, but they have done very little shitting of glory. Posted by Stephen Silver at November 21, 2008 04:46 PM