December 12, 2008

T.O. as Crazy Girlfriend

Bill Simmons once said signing T.O. is like making out with a girl with a mouthful of cold sores; Jason Whitlock does him one better:

But T.O. and his sideline histrionics wear on a quarterback. He's like the hot stripper you tried to clean up and convert into a real girlfriend. It's a lot of fun until the moment she has her second drink while out to eat with your parents. You unravel quicker than she does... It's probably unfair, but I blame T.O. The environment he creates with all of his ranting and raving is not one conducive to consistent QB play. Can we agree that Joe Montana was the best big-game QB in NFL history? Do you remember Jerry Rice acting like a deranged idiot on the sideline?

You can't turn a T.O. into a housewife.

Why do I get the sense that on the stripper thing, Jason is writing from personal experience?

Posted by Stephen Silver at December 12, 2008 11:30 PM
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